Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...