Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
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Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...