How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....