Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...