A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...