Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...