Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...