Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...