Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...