You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...