People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...