Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Men’s Thesaurus
The new Men’s Thesaurus – on sale now at your local book stores!:”I’M GOING...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...