Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...