The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...