Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...