How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
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Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
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Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
The Speed of Time by Age
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I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
The programmer’s cheer
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If Timex made toasters…
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One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
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Dog Property Laws
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