The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...