Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...