Friends
Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...