The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...