Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...