Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
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How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...