Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...