Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...