Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Those who don’t know
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The World’s Shortest Books
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Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
A brain goes to a local bar
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Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...