Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...