Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...