The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!