Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...