Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...