Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Doggie Fashion
It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...