Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!