Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...