Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Coin Swallowing
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Sound advice from kids!
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Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive