Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...