Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...