Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
A plane flying in the 1930s
|In the early 1930′s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....