What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Crossing Women Riddle
What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!