The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....