Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...