Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...