There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...