The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
Creative wording
|BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Idiots on the computer
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The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...