May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...