One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Need a new lawyer
|Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...