Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
The Bachelor Diet
The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast – Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
Job Interviews
We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
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Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...