Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...