What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...