What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...