Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...