Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...