bone specialist
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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Ice cream flavor galore
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Weathermen Are Nuts
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Speed Limit
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even more blonde q and a’s
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I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Men & Public Toilets!
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Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...