What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...