Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...