What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...