Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...