Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...