I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...