Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...