Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...